Trust the guitar, trust the guitarist? – a chart
For fun and for points to ponder we’ve got a chart from Buzzfeed that determines the moral stature of a guitarist solely by the instrument he plays.
So you want to find out whether you’re a douchebag or a saint?
Would you carry groceries you’ll never eat up three flights of stairs or help fix/upgrade their crapass laptop without complaint or payment? Will you steal cash outta their wallets and trash the place with Jim Beam spills while crashing on your bud’s couch waiting by the phone for word on your next gig? Now you can learn all you need to know ’boutcher self without spending days upon days on all that pesky responsible, objective judgement.
Finally, a shortcut to moral self-evaluation!
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